“An expert commission of African leaders today announced their plan for comprehensive reform of music band U2. Saying that U2’s rock had lost touch with its African roots, the commission called for urgent measures to halt U2’s slide towards impending crisis.”
How is this not an article from The Onion?
Elvis Costello on THE COLBERT REPORT: Two of my favorite charmers being charming together.
Kurt Sutter perfectly describes what I want to be when I grow up.
Loving this preview for NINE.
propaganda
Cary Grant does not wear your Ed Hardy bullshit. Note: “My temerity is at a low ebb today”. Dude was all class. I’m going to make an effort in writing in this fashion from now on and use the term “swagger out” as much as possible.
via Letters of Note
waxandmilk, your first sentence is a good start.
